Sunday, September 27, 2009

Bacon Soap (Jeremy Mills)



Now haven't you awoke one morning and thought to yourself "I know what I need... SOAP THAT SMELLS LIKE BACON!!" If you have indeed thought this, then I am truly afraid for your future. If you are like me, you see this product and are genuinely shocked at the decline of our society. I thought to myself, that this could not be a real product, and yet, IT IS!! The fine people at Perpetual Kid have brought this fantastic man product to the market for just a mere $5.99!!!! What is more shocking to me is that not only is this a product they sell, but it was featured on one of my favorite websites to frequent; Uncrate.com "a buyers guide for men." Uncrate is a website that specializes in the coolest gadgets, style and motor trends for men and the fact that this horrible product made its way onto a website I find to typically be quite adept at finding cool things for the modern man, I can not help but shake my head in disgust that we have sunk to this new low. And for all you nay sayers out there thinking that I have something against bacon; I say nay, nay... I do believe that bacon makes all food better. Emphasis on the food part.

5 comments:

  1. I think a product like this sells as gag gifts...and hopefully no one uses it.

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  2. When I read this I had this strange image of some guy getting this soap as a gag and using it, then wondering why every dog in the neighborhood is looking at him with great interest! On a more serious note, this stuff is why we end up with too much useless clutter in our homes and lives. People buy something to amuse themselves for a minute and then it ends up hanging around for months or years, and then ends up in a landfill. This is the type of mindless consumer items that is so common especially in the U.S.

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  3. Haha, I agree bacon smells and taste good as food but there is always someone else that may want to take it to the next level. I mean maybe some men want to smell tasty for the ladies. =/ I wouldn't want him but you know different strokes for different folks and bacon soap may get a guy that special lady haha... =)

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  4. Wow!!! this is very intresting :) .. i wonder how the girlfriendsfeel about this?? I mean bacon is really good ut i think we should keep it in the food category..

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  5. There are some things that really don't need bacon added to them. Bacon does not make everything better. I once saw a BACON VODKA recipe on the Food Network. I gave it a shot thinking well...its bacon and vodka so what can go wrong. I cooked 5 strips of bacon then left them in a bottle of vodka for about 2 weeks. The end result...disgusting. Nobody try it...trust me.

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